Why? The shocker being of course, her denial last week that she’s ever gone under the knife! The Indecent Proposal star, who appears to have two (entirely natural!) melons strapped to her chest despite being super-thin reckons, “[Surgery rumours are] completely false. I’ve never had it done.”

And excuse us while we choke on our magical, fairy-made, anti-ageing brew that Madonna seems to sup too, as 47-year-old Demi adds, “I prefer to be a beautiful woman of my age than try desperately to look 30.”

Oh hon, we know you’re not trying to look 30. Probably more like 24.