Why? Michael’s outdone himself in the bad dad ratings, by using the media fuss over Lindsay’s recent burglary to audition for his own version of Magnum P.I.

“I am coming into town to work with private investigators in order to gather evidence which will be turned over to LAPD and the detectives assigned to the case,” the Dad of the Year ranted. “This time, these evildoers will be caught.”

What’s next? The cameras chasing Michael around town while he sets booby traps for the unsuspecting ‘evildoers.’ No wonder Linds is a mess.