Why? Denise Richards is truly a one-off. After accusing her loathed ex-hubby Charlie Sheen of "inappropriate behaviour... and conduct", "explicitness on the Internet, including revealing his private parts," the talent-vacuum dollybird, who seems to have never heard of getting a hair cut, is now absolutely not acting inappropriately herself and is putting her daughters, Lola, aged two and three-year-old Sam, in her new reality show - because, y'know, they're old enough to decide that that's what they want to do.

And what's even more non-inappropriate about the show, is that the seemingly so-prim-she-could-teach- Queen-Elizabeth-II-a-thing-or-two-about- etiquette Denise is enlisting her dad... to help her find a new husband. Pimp my daughter, anyone? Those kids would probably be better off left in Britney's care.