Why? Gossip Girl’s Taylor Momsen is annoying us waaaaay more than Miley ever managed to, probably because Ahlan! expected so much more from her.

“They have to be; it’s not going anywhere,” spilled Taylor last week, when quizzed about if her ‘rents were cool with her fame. Adding, “I’m an artist. I’m already independent.” Stroppy!

Little Jay, we’ll check your relevancy in 10 years time, okay?