Why? It must have been super tough growing up as the princess child of rock’n’roll royalty Mick and Bianca, eh, Jade Jagger?

“They kept me out of the public eye quite a lot when I was young,” said Jade last week. “I sometimes found having blankets thrown around me and all that a little traumatising.”

Awwww, did you? Would you have preferred Dina and Michael Lohan as your ‘rents instead?