Why? The Olsen twin's clearly been flicking through the Hollywood Handbook Of Fame recently, as she's come out with a textbook bid for sympathy in the wake of the Heath furore. In an attempt that would make Mel Gibson proud - remember how he blamed his racist and sexist slurs on the demon drink? "It wasn't me!! Jack Daniels did it! Honest!" - in the face of harsh criticism and questions over her failure to tell Heath's masseuse to call 911, MK's trying hard to make us feel sorry for her.

"There have definitely been times in my life when I just turned to people and said, ‘I'm done - this is too much for me. This is too overwhelming...'" she recently revealed about her life.

OMG! I'm a billionairess. Life's. Just. So. Hard.

Go to Darfur, darling. Go to New Orleans, then get back to us about being "overwhelmed"...