Why? Unintentional hilarity is VB's stock in trade. Just ask the contents of her wardrobe. But Posh has outdone herself with her latest conceit, which, if it achieves nothing else - world peace, Brit being less mental, Patrick Dempsey becoming single... and moving to Dubai - at least gave the Ahlan! team a giggle.

"I've been thinking about this for a long time," revealed VB, after it emerged that it was she who pulled the plug on Spice Girls concerts in China, Australia and Argentina. "I'm not in the music industry any more. I'm in the fashion industry."

Waaaaaait a second. Stop. Rewind. Did we miss something? Posh is in the fashion industry? Ha ha, good gag, doll. C'mon... you're in the fashion industry in rather the same way that LiLo's in the Oscar potential industry.