Why is it that super- famous acting types always try to convince us that they’re in showbusiness for ‘the love of the craft,’ their ‘thespian devotion’, and to ‘tell the stories they were born to tell’, blah blah blah? Then insist that skipping the queue at the hottest clubs and restaurants and international stardom are simply irritating by-products of their poetic ‘calling’!

But we’ve dug up some skeletons in these A-list actress’s closet that prove they weren’t always so, ahem, artistically sensitive... From casting couch-hopping to risque photoshoots via outright begging, most of T-Towns’s hottest properties would have sold their grannies for a slice of the high life when they were struggling wannabes.

Ahlan! calls their bluff... Read it now - Only in Ahlan!