Why? Looking back, Ahlan! accepts that naming her albums, The Diary Of Alicia Keys and As I Am, was a sliiiight hint that this chick loves singing about, well, herself, her life... her diary. But even we were left amazed at Ms Shut-Down-The-Pyramids-for-me's recent declaration that, "Once I fall in love with somebody, I'm the best girlfriend you could ever have."

Girlfriend loves herself!

And coming hot on the heels of this little nugget - "I went inside the Great Pyramid and climbed to the top. The guy I was with got them to hold other people back so I could be alone just for a minute, and I sang" - right now, we just wished we didn't know her name...