Why? Juuuuust when she’d gone up a notch in our opinion by admitting that the whole Balthazar thing had been a bit of a mistake (which, incidentally, put her at notch one), Sisi gets back with him and goes on about how her teensy little bod is starting to sag.

“I used to be quite firm and tiny and, as I hit 25, things started to change,” revealed Sisi. “Now I’m 27 I’m noticing more changes – bare legs at the top and back is not a pretty sight.” Or a pretty sound...