Why? Okay, so while we're hardly naïve enough to think that Britney's paparazzo companion of the past couple of months, Adnan ‘I drew on my chin with a marker pen' Ghalib, wasn't in it for the money - the actual extent to which the ugly creep has sold out the troubled star, makes us want to vom all over him!

Having flogged his story on US TV and in the gossip mags, for a reported Dhs1 million, the guy with the face like a squished David Gest, has massively grossed us out by revealing, "[Britney] was hoping she was pregnant with my child."

Like, euw!

Quite frankly, given the choice, we'd rather procreate with the hybrid lovechild of Screech off Saved By The Bell and Dog The Bounty Hunter.

Adnan. Truly, you suck.