Why? Mums, eh? They grab your face and wipe it with a damp hanky. They accuse you of having fake boobs and being a liar... Oh, that’s just BROOKE HOGAN’s mum, then?

LINDA HOGAN’s launched a scathing attack on her daughter, ranting to PEREZ HILTON, “Brooke has always had a problem telling the truth. Her claim that her breasts are natural... are a complete fabrication.”Whoa! Angry mummy!

“If Brooke continues to spew lies… [my boyfriend] Charlie will be forced to release an album… which will easily surpass any of Brooke’s records sales.”

Now that is what we call a threat – to humanity.