Why? You’d think it’d be easy to make JOSS STONE fugly. If only by just opening her mouth and spewing forth that cringey faux US accent.

Not according to Jossy, who recently landed the role of Anne Of Cleves (Henry VIII’s fourth wife, fact fans!) for TV show The Tudors.

“Anne was described as quite frumpy and ugly. But hey, I did it! I did my best!” bleated Joss. As if it was some major achievement akin to Charlize Theron’s Monster make-under. What next? Curing cancer?