Why? Fact: Heidi Klum and Seal love each other more than anyone else in the history of the world ever has. No really, it’s in the Guinness Book Of Vom-Inducing World Records.

But – and we feel inclined to say the following in a pouty baby voice – dey haven’t been able to show their wuv to the world wike they wanna dis year. Waaaaaaaah!

Swine flu’s put paid to the smug pair renewing their wedding vows – for the fourth time. Yes, fourth! – in Mexico where they wed in 2005.

So, erm, go Team Swine Flu!