Why? KIM KARDASHIAN, last week hit out at assertions that she’s a “fuller-figured woman”, claiming to be – and hang on a sec, because we’re going to try and say this with a straight face – a “Size two”!

So, just to put things in perspective. KK’s saying she’s just one size bigger than a non-pregnant NICOLE RICHIE.

Anyone buying that? Anyone? Hello?

“I am a curvy girl and I love my curves, but curvy and plus-sized are two very different things,” insisted Kimmy. “I work really hard to maintain my curves while staying slim and healthy, so to be classed as a ‘fuller-figured woman’ of extra large proportions is a little offensive. For the record, I am a size two.”

Oh, it just gets funnier every time she says it...