Why? Oh, SIENNA! Where did it all go wrong? One minute everyone’s wearing studded belts and neglecting to comb their hair properly just to look like you circa Jude Law. Now movie critics are saying you sported an unsightly ‘tache in your new flick, The Mysteries Of Pittsburgh and Queen Elizabeth II has beaten you in FHM’s poll of the World’s Sexiest Women.

“Maybe it’s the credit crunch or that Sienna is a bit annoying, but men seem to be rejecting privileged ‘It’ girl types like her,” revealed FHM editor, Chris Bell.

Double-whammy, because we haven’t checked Debrett’s Peerage & Baronetage for a while, but isn’t The Queen, like, waaaaay more privileged than you?