Why? Complete moron alert!

Exhibit A: Playboy bunny and The Girls Next Door ‘star’ KENDRA WILKINSON’s jaw-dropping revelation that, “The first time I mailed something on my own, I didn’t put a stamp on it. My mom was like, ‘Are you serious?’ I’m like, ‘Dude, I’ve never been on my own before, how am I supposed to know?’”

How was she to know that a letter requires a stamp? And this oxygen stuff, right? I’m supposed to, like, breathe it in and stuff, to like, live?! Like, who knew? Terrifying.