Why? Let’s get things straight. The Ahlan! team are not Trekkies. So, you can stick your captain’s log right where... ooh, CHRIS PINE as James T Kirk, you say?! Aye, aye captain, we’ll see you on the bridge of the Enterprise in approximately five nanoseconds.

The new Star Trek flick is promising to change the mind of even the most devoted member of Team Klingon, thanks to the likes of Chris Pine as Kirk, ERIC BANA (swoon!) as Nero and KARL URBAN as Dr Leonard ‘Bones’ McCoy. And a Vulcan Death Grip for anyone who’s not Team Tiberius Kirk (yeah, that’s his middle name – you wanna make something of it?!).