Why? There’s an old saying in T-Town, that the worst star chasers are the stars themselves! And never was that more true than at Perez Hilton’s 31st birthday bash, last week, when half the D-list rocked up to celebrate the man who disses them on a daily basis – quite hilariously proving that, as long as they see their names in print, some ‘celebs’ really don’t care if the word ‘douchebag’ precedes it! Guests included (with Perez’s past comments about them in brackets), Heidi and Spencer (“fake”), Tara Reid (“a shining beacon of idiocy”), Doug Reinhardt (“Z-list douche”), Aubrey O’Day (“Skanky O’Day”) and Kim Kardashian (“Trannylicious”). Maybe they just can’t read?