Why? Think Ashlee Simpson and what immediately springs to mind? Lip-synching? Nose job? Major dose of sister envy? Well, shame on you for stereotyping Ash! Because she's not a vacuous, averagely talented little poptart. She's into, like, art and stuff too. We know, right?

"I love Salvador Dali," trilled Ash. "So I went to his museum in Paris and I thought it was amazing and I loved the surrealism."

Surrealism, eh? Well, the fact that Simpson the younger can even pronounce the word is a tad surreal anyway.