Why? Serial dumpee, Mischa Barton, has decided to bestow upon us her expert dating knowledge. The 23-year-old – who was binned by Kooks frontman, Luke Pritchard last month – reckons her relationships keep hitting the skids because men just can’t help wanting to marry her, and it turns her off.

So, does the fact that we defo don’t want to marry Mushy mean it would work out between her and Ahlan!? Perish. The. Thought.