Team 'Curvy' Jess

Jessica says
“Curves are better. I don’t get the whole rail thing. It’s not good for your heart, it’s not good for your mind; it’s emotionally destructive, it really is.”

Ashlee says
“I am completely disgusted by the headlines concerning my sister’s weight. All women come in different shapes, sizes and forms, and just because you’re a celebrity, there shouldn’t be a different standard.”

Kim Kardashian says
“I get that she does look curvier. But to me, there’s nothing wrong with it. When I saw that picture, I knew everyone was going to say something. And I thought, ‘Leave Jessica alone!’ She’s fabulous, she’s a really sweet girl, and I admire her for putting up with it.”

Carmen Electra says
“She’s a gorgeous girl. A lot of women would die to look as good as she looks. Next week, she’ll rock some outfit that will blow everyone away.”

Jess’s boyfriend says
“He thinks Jess is hot no matter what,” a pal of Dallas Cowboys quarterback Tony Romo insisted. “He wants to date a girl who can have a few beers, ribs, fries and dessert. She’s not willing to trade having fun with Tony with being a size two.”

Nick Lachey says
“I can’t believe it’s this big a story and people are making such a huge deal about it. I just hope she’s happy, whatever size she comes in.”

Team 'Fat' Jess

Fox News says
“Is Jess preggers? Did she gain sympathy weight for sis, Ashlee? Is it all a ploy to get her on the cover of a magazine? Or is it, more likely, that the star has been eating the same diet that her Dallas Cowboys quarterback boyfriend Tony Romo does?”

MTV says
“Maybe Tony Romo is the kind of boyfriend that says everything looks good on you? Maybe it is stressful being a new aunt to Bronx? Maybe your personal trainer has been too busy helping Jessica Alba lose her baby weight?”

NBC News says
“Jessica Simpson won’t be squeezing back into her Daisy Dukes any time soon. [She] used to have one of the best bodies in Hollywood. Now the 28-year-old songstress has packed on the pounds and debuted her newly beefed-up body.”

Perez Hilton says
"Uhm... Jess got fat! maybe it's those pants that are just making her look big? Not!"

Ahlan! says
As every girl knows, high-waisters are not the most flattering thing a curvy girl can wear. But with the camera adding at least four kilos, we reckon that having the cute Tony Romo on her arm gives Jess the last laugh! Blame her stylist, not Ms Simpson.