Why? Maybe he hasn’t shifted all that weight from his last movie role? Or maybe he’s stressing over being the only man in the Damon family? Whatever the reason, something buzzy has flown into Matty boy’s bonnet and he can’t stop harping on about James Bond.

“He’s repulsive!” spat Damo. “Bond is an imperialist, misogynist sociopath who goes around bedding women and swilling martinis and killing people.” Furiously adding, “The movies have a formula, and they stick to it, and it makes them a lot of money.”

Unlike the non-formula of the Bourne films, which doesn’t rely on Jason beating people up and looking moody in every single shot then, right? Stick a cork in it would you please, Mattycakes.