Why? Ashton you little devil. The toy boy has got his celeb pals to pledge to do great things in 2009 in honour of Barack Obama. Nice, right? Wrong! After getting Eva Longoria to pledge to “plant 500 trees to help our planet,” and even wifey Demi to “free one million people from slavery in the next five years,” you’d have expected Ash to come up with something amazing. Instead, he pledged to “represent my country with pride, dignity and honesty.” Ashton, you total cheapskate!